Busy, Busy MOTY.
.

My reigning Man of the Year, Orlando Bloom, appears to be a very very busy guy. He has plenty of time in his hands, after all, as being a MOTY winner does not entail any responsibility other than the expectation to remain handsome, likable and visible. Julian Fantechi reigned without a hitch in 2007 and I expect Orlando to have a smooth ride throughout this year. Or until his successor shall have been named and qualified. He he. Pardon the legalese.

Orlando is in New York shooting an anthology movie entitled New York, I Love You. The project will include twelve short films of five minutes each and directed by twelve different directors (counting the Coen brothers, who won three Oscars this year for No Country for Old Men, as one). Each movie will tell an episode of love that transpires in New York City. This is Orlando's latest film after the highly successful Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

When Orlando isn't shooting, he is busily enjoying his current girlfriend, Miranda Kerr. Like my To Bi For model, Adriana Lima, Kerr is also a Victoria's Secret angel.

The first time I saw a picture of Kerr, I easily noticed the resemblance. Doesn't she look like Kate Bosworth (Orlando's last dig) in tan? I thought either something is wrong (Closure problems, Orly?), or this simply is the type of girl that Orlando goes for.

Reading an account in the internet that Orlando is "dating" Kerr, I felt a tinge of jealousy and alarm. Isn't "dating" just a polite way of saying "fucking" or "sleeping with"? After all, if the guy looks as good as Orlando and the girl as sexy as Kerr, who would think about abstinence and waiting after marriage? They must be fucking.

.

And the thought ---the mental image--- that Kerr is able to enjoy Orlando's cock in her mouth was too much for me. How could she have such luck being able to enjoy all the best things the world can offer ---designer clothes, travelling to the best cities such as Milan, Paris and Tokyo, money, Legolas' elfin cock--- without an ounce of talent or breaking a sweat? What I'd give to be able to suck Orlando Bloom.

Copy and related rights to photographs and digital images appearing herein pertain to their respective authors, photographers and copyright owners. No commercial purpose or financial gain is intended by their inclusion in this blog. All accompanying texts are protected by copyright and related intellectual property laws in favor of saturdayconfessions.